December 2009
My cousin, Matt, just got engaged! I'M SO...
OH MY GOD WAIT WHOSE FACE KEEPS POPPING UP ON THAT...
ellefxckingyes:
(via hisgirlfriday-)
THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
DOES NOBODY ELSE CARE THAT THE STARTING LINE IS...
I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
TONIGHT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I...
THE CLOSEST THAT I AM TO LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE...
Won’t be around at all today/tonight. I’m headed to Philadelphia with Andrew, Anika, Luke and Jake for THE STARTING LINE HOLIDAY REUNION SHOW with Valencia and The Dangerous Summer.
My head just might explode from excitement. Not looking forward to the drive to Philly with these 60mph wind gusts or whatever. FUCK IT I’M SO STOKED
I call Marla from my Seattle hotel room to ask if...
fuckyeahfightclub:
Long distance, Marla says, “What?”
Slept together.
“What!”
Have I ever, you know, had sex with her?
“Christ!”
Well?
“Well?” she says.
Have we ever had sex?
“You are such a piece of shit.”
Have we had sex?
“I could kill you!”
Is that a yes or no?
“I knew this would happen,” Marla says. “You are such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you...
i like my women how i like my condoms
miapunya:
7036561:
greyceli:
ON MY DICK
NICE.
OKAY DONE FOR NOW
Just because Tumblr is freaking out on me and I’m getting annoyed with it